From humble beginnings, the e-retailer has gone from strength to strength and now you can pretty much buy anything and have it delivered to your door in a matter of hours sometimes same day if you really can't wait. With so many different products on offer, there's bound to be something for everyone.
Amazon purchasers have certainly found a few corking products on the site. We've had a poke about and found some of the very best comments and reviews on the various product pages to bring a selection of the best, most chortle-worthy and most interesting reviews around. There are some great products here, but the real highlight is the human beings who got excited by them. The gigantic Wenger Swiss Army knife is a "collector" focussed product with 87 different implements offering staggering functions.
It's also a total bargain, available to buy on Amazon. I feel lucky to be alive. Carlin on November 14, My son downed a bottle of Jim Beam, sprouted a handlebar moustache and disappeared into the sunset.
I've never been so proud. By Martin McConnell on November 10, It ate my dinner and drank my beer, then it built its own room and moved in with my wife. I would have rated it 5 stars but it keeps leaving the toilet seat up in the guest bathroom. By MAS on December 4, ThinkGeek are often a source of geeky amusement and you can find various comical, hilarious and innovative products on the company's website or resold on Amazon. After the recent horsemeat debacleit's actually semi-believable that Unicorn Meat could be a thing.
Even if the creature themselves are entirely mythical. Amazon reviewers certainly had some eye-opening thoughts: This had been a staple during WWII when spam was standard issue in Hawaii, and it was how my cousins used to prepare it.
I even had a half carafe of cold, unfiltered sake to pair with it.
Unfortunately, I found this unicorn meat brand to be quite similar to spam, both in texture and blandness. I'd been hoping for that zestier kick that comes from the rump cuts of other mythical and fantastical creatures, such as griffins or centaurs for the latter, serve only the back half of the creature with guests, or it gets awkward. Apparently, as Dateline recently reported, "farmed" unicorns are force-fed mostly genetically modified grains, rather than their natural diet of skittles and ecstasy pills.
California, in fact, is ready to ban the practice and sale of such meat by referendum. Moreover, certain European countries were caught mixing in regular horse meat yes, disgusting so you never really know how pure the unicorn is. I say stick with fresh.
Ground into patties, they make a great burger. By George Takei on July 9, This phallic looking product is probably up there with one of the most pointless purchases you'd ever make.
Amazon angel dear pair and a spare dating plastic pickle that yodels at the press of a button.
Just take a look at the endorsements on Amazon:.
He liked it so much he posted it to his Twitter and Instagram. If the weirdest guy on the planet approves, how can you go wrong?
By Peter on June 17, I assumed Brad had left it for me as a "special" birthday gift. I tried for hours to figure out how to pry off the lid so I could load it properly, but no go. Then the thing started yodeling at me, and I thought, "Well, no more from that dispensary.
By George Takei Amazon angel dear pair and a spare dating May 22, Bananas are such a hassle. All that peel and messy chopping to get a perfect slice to pop in your morning cereal or homemade concoction. I had to resort to carefully attempt to slice those bananas with my bare hands. Then, after a fit of banana-induced rage, my parole officer introduced me to this kitchen marvel and my life was changed.
No longer consumed by seething anger and animosity towards thick-skinned yellow fruit, I was able to concentrate on my love of theatre and am writing a musical play about two lovers from rival gangs that just try to make it in the world.
I think I'll call it South Side Story. By SW3K on March 3, My husband and I would argue constantly over who had to cut the day's banana slices. I worked a 12 hour shift just to come home to THIS?! It got to the point where our children could sense the tension. The minute I heard our 6-year-old girl in her bedroom, re-enacting our daily banana fight with her Barbie dolls, I knew we had to make a change.
That's when I found the B Banana Slicer. Our marriage has never been healthier, AND we've even incorporated it into our lovemaking.
By Mrs Toledoon July 30, This book is the perfect gift for the crazy cat lady in your life. No more throwing away stray clumps Amazon angel dear pair and a spare dating cat fur - with the knowledge contained in these pages they can now craft their own soft and adorable artworks from their pets stray hair.
Included projects range from the humble finger puppet to the ambitious tote bag and slightly disturbing picture frame. The good news doesn't stop there either. Just read the glowing reviews She has made 4 pairs of socks, 2 scarves, 3 hats, a toaster cozy, slippers, a winter jacket and carpeted the family room.
I highly recommend this book to anyone who, like my wife, has 14 shedding cats in their house. By Science Educator on December 18, If you are the sort of person Amazon angel dear pair and a spare dating thinks that quaffing Champagne is a tad too pretentious and not nearly swift enough to get you sozzled, then this Chambong product might be the answer to all your problems.
Now you can down the fizzy good stuff in record time and to hell with the hoity-toity looks you'll get from the high-fliers.
Amazon reviewers had nothing but good things to say: Sometimes my wife and I just simply don't have the time it takes to sit down and imbibe a bottle of champagne from a traditional flute before rushing out the door to drop our kids off at school and then head into the office.
I must profess that with our Chambong, I can get FULL glasses down in the time it takes to makes microwaved oatmeal for the little ones. If you totally love sweets, but are worried about diabetes, then fret no more as this 5lb 2.
These sweets are fat free, gluten free, dairy free, peanut free, but not flavour free. They do come with a warning that eating too many can produce laxative effects though. The Gummi Bear "Cleanse".
If you are someone that can tolerate the sugar substitute, enjoy. If you are like the dozens of people that tried my order, RUN! First of all, for taste I would rate these a 5. Soft, true-to-taste fruit flavors like the sugar variety I was a happy camper. I had a gastrointestinal experience like nothing I've ever imagined.
Cramps, sweating, bloating beyond my worst nightmare. I've had food poisoning from some bad shellfish and that was almost like a skip in the park compared to what was going on inside me. Then came the, uh, flatulence. Heavens to Murgatroyd, the sounds, like trumpets calling the demons back to Hell I couldn't stand to stay in one room for fear of succumbing to my own odors.
This one goes on and on, read the full review here. Torokon October 3, Feeling lazy but you've got a fancy dress party to attend? Pop on a tuxedo and this penguin mask and you're away. Stylish, affordable and hilarious. What more could you want?